Poem I used at the last Poetry Slam

Masturbating May

Masturbation
what can we say
here's some information
Presented for May

Girls
can stimulate
Their cli toe ris
Cli toe ris
Cli toe ris
Yes
they
can
stimulate
Their Cli toe ris
stimulate
stimulate

Touching yourself is completely human
After all

Boys
can pump
their pee enis
pee enis
Up
and
down
they will go
they will go

The movement becomes faster
It might end with a disaster
Expelling bodily fluids
Masturbating May comes to an end.